ReWind | Badass UK Garage at Wire
Rudeboi Special | Wednesday 4th December
Tickets £3/4/5 | 11:00-04:00
A heartfelt Thank You from West Yorkshire Police
We are writing to you to give our collective thanks for your continuing ability to reduce crime in Leeds to vanishingly low levels on a once-a-month basis by drawing all the rudbois, hoodrats, gangstas and hoes into the confines of Wire for 5 hours of pure garage licks, filthy basslines, badass riddims and smooth pitch-shifted vocals.
We have been trying to achieve the same goal for years, and we've realised that perhaps our decision to only focus on providing unlimited Bassline and R&B music to the masses was perhaps our mistake, and with hindsight was the difference between the use of real guns and the serious injuries that they cause, compared with the near-harmless gun-fingers that you have always championed, the most serious resulting problems reported as being the moderate eye injuries that occasionally result from over-enthusiatic use by shorter patrons.
So what we are really saying is; keep up the good work. As a gesture, we would like to rescind every single parking ticket that you and your team have received outside Wire late on Tuesday nights, and reduce your residents Chalet + Whistleblowa's Drink Driving charges to to the lesser charge of Driving Without Due Care And Attention, meaning they should avoid prison.
Keep up the good work, and you are welcome at our next Evidence-Room Party.
West Yorkshire Police
Cases to be heard :
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